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    Re: random joke thread

    How do ya make a blondes eyes sparkle? ....shine a light in her ears.

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    How do you fit 100 Jews in a car.

    1 in the front seat 2 in the back seat and 97 in the ash tray.
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    Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
    A: You know she'll swallow
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    Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
    A: A pedophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nosmo View Post
    Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
    A: A pedophile.
    Reposted your own joke. Noooooob.

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    Q: How do you drown a hipster?
    A: throw 'em in the mainstream.
    Oh.. I didn't add one of these? Odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrx07 View Post
    Reposted your own joke. Noooooob.
    it was that good of a joke.
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    A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts to bark and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

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    what do you call a mexican who;s had his car stolen?

    -Carlos

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    Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?

    -50 Mexicans died

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