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    What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?

    A PUTO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts to bark and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'
    Lol nice.
    Oh.. I didn't add one of these? Odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxwantsasubie View Post
    Evo

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    What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

    The pizza can actually feed a family of 4!

    Why did Hitler kill himself?

    He saw the GAS bill!

    Hope no one gets butt hurt from this.
    Last edited by Rob481; 12-07-2012 at 02:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob481 View Post
    What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

    The pizza can actually feed a family of 4!

    Why did Hitler kill himself?

    He saw the GAS bill!

    Hope no one gets butt hurt from this.
    Hey, I hate Hitler jokes. My great grandfather died in a fucking concentration camp...





    My great grandfather died because he fell out of a guard tower... LoL. Sorry I had to.
    Last edited by 1 Wicked Sti; 12-07-2012 at 04:43 PM.
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    Lee I though you were Jewish?
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    No, I hold my money like a Jew. LoL...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Wicked Sti View Post
    Hey, I hate Hitler jokes. My great grandfather died in a fucking concentration camp...





    My great grandfather died because he fell out of a guard tower... LoL. Sorry I had to.

    Baaa Zing! lol

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