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    random joke thread

    I remember there was one on the old site. Thought I would start it back up.

    What is the difference between acne and a catholic prest.

    Acne doesn't come a boys face till he is 13.
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    What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta.

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    Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
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    Q: What is the diff between a jew and a pizza?
    A: Pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven.

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    Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
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    A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells fuck it and takes all her cloths off. Then she says,who here is man enought to make me feel like a woman before I die?

    Then a man gets up and takes off his shirt and toss it to her and says, Here iron this!

    You don't get famous by doing pussy shit! - me

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    Re: random joke thread

    whats the differance between a jew and canoe? the canoe tips

    tmobile sucks

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    I see somebody getting mad in here... And I laugh at that.
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    Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!?
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    Evo

    /endjoke

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